I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize