WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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