So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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