Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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