Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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