The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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