guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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