I'm lost and stupid without you.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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