and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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