I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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