found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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