? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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