sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
50% drunk capacity currently
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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