Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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