2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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