I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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