Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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