My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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