That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
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My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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