a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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