I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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