i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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