I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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