So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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