the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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