doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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