HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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