Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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