I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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