Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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