We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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