There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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