nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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