you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
