On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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