I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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