You surviving the open bar?
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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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