Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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