Sponge bath it is.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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