Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
