so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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