And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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