Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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