I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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