brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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