Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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