love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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