Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Dick very happy bro
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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