But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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