I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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