I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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