His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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