i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
