Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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