I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian